“Hot Love at Bamboo Bend “ or “Swimmin’ Upstream at Bamboo Bend”

Hey baby, I be waitin’ for ya
things are heatin’ up, it’s April.
For a good time
head upstream on the Wolf.
When the water rises to a steamy 53 degrees
meet me at Bamboo Bend
swimmin’ upstream in Shiocton.
I’ll sidle up to the riprap on the outside of the bend,
then you come by when it’s pushing 60
and Woah, Mama! Drop yo’ eggs on the rocks
like 800,000.
Woo-ee! then I’ll swim over a little past noon
for some Sturgeon sqirimin’ and spermin’
swirlin’ and thrashin’ over those eggs on the ledge
of the riprap for a slap dance at the
Shiocton honeymoon egg fest
like we been doin’ since pre-historic days.
Yeah, for a good time see you
on the rocks at the river bend this spring.
Oh! And, there be a crowd there
to watch us doin’ it too!