(“My bad”. I couldn’t’t resist. FWIW. Here’s my poem from the “headlines” prompt I sent you. Do I neeed to “tweak” it LOLOL.)

Epigraph: Cross-country skier suffers frozen penis at Winter Olympics - Daniel Moxon, Sports Writer for the Mirror

A Finnish Finish

A Finnish cross-country skier
braved frigid temperatures
and bone-chilling winds
during the winter Olympics.

In Finland, they say
there is no bad weather,
just bad clothing.

Olympic layers of spandex
fell short on the task of protection
during the grueling race.

In addition to handknit
bouquets of flowers
presented to medal winners,
Beijing knitters might have
thought to offer up handmade
willy warmers to the skiers.
Instead, competitors were forced to
warm themselves by hand.

Those with a distinct advantage
in the skiing competition were
Women